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Please advise what purpose wasps serve. Horrible critters.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
They fuel the imagination. Just imagine a meeting room filled with the most horrible twunts you know. Now imagine a large starbucks cup filled with angry wasps. Then think how nice it would be to hurl that cup into the room and bar the door so the twunts couldn't escape.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostPlease advise what purpose wasps serve. Horrible critters.
This scenario would be useless without the wasps, yet it makes me happy to think about it.
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You're an amateur.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThey fuel the imagination. Just imagine a meeting room filled with the most horrible twunts you know. Now imagine a large starbucks cup filled with angry wasps. Then think how nice it would be to hurl that cup into the room and bar the door so the twunts couldn't escape.
This scenario would be useless without the wasps, yet it makes me happy to think about it.
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I have a cup of Asian hornets reserved for you.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYou're an amateur.
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Waspies are lovely little things! I feed them jam.Horrible critters

PS I'm coming for you!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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If you're implying that one life form has no priority over another (e.g. Rhino over Wasp) then how do you live with yourself in the knowledge that all life on Earth only survives by consuming other living things?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIf I had my way I'd execute people who swat wasps too! Bastards!
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Yeh its a dilemma! I often watch a blackbird and think "what a nice little thing" then I see it eating a poor little worm and think "what a bastard!"how do you live with yourself in the knowledge that all life on Earth only survives by consuming other living things?
I think the solution is for all life to consume politicians. Nobody thinks they are worth anything.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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They are pollinators.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostPlease advise what purpose wasps serve. Horrible critters.
And some hoverflies, which are harmless and also pollinators, look like them to survive."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Team bee here. F**k wasps.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey are pollinators.
And some hoverflies, which are harmless and also pollinators, look like them to survive.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Then how do you explain vegetarians?Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostIf you're implying that one life form has no priority over another (e.g. Rhino over Wasp) then how do you live with yourself in the knowledge that all life on Earth only survives by consuming other living things?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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