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It's different in the USA, I gather.Originally posted by DeludedKitten View PostOne year? Amateur.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I do the Dilbert gags sunshine...Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
PS - Does anyone else think the "contractor" looks like George Michael, or is it just me?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Neither you nor the contractor look like George Michael. HTHBIDIOriginally posted by Mordac View PostI do the Dilbert gags sunshine...
PS - Does anyone else think the "contractor" looks like George Michael, or is it just me?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Stop doubting yourself, I do in fact look nothing like George Michael. Which, given the fact that he's dead, comes as something of a massive relief...Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNeither you nor the contractor look like George Michael. HTHBIDIHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Probably not the best phrase to use when referring to the Careless Wrister.....Originally posted by Mordac View PostStop doubting yourself, I do in fact look nothing like George Michael. Which, given the fact that he's dead, comes as something of a massive relief...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostProbably not the best phrase to use when referring to the Careless Wrister.....
One doffs ones cap in your direction, Sir...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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We need an emoji for that.Originally posted by Mordac View Post
One doffs ones cap in your direction, Sir...Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI do the Dilbert gags sunshine...
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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