Giving up Smoking Raises Another Issue

[Paddy]

Giving up Smoking Raises Another Issue

[Mordac]

Why doesn't Viagra give you a stiff neck? Just wondering, like...

[Paddy]

Why doesn't Viagra give you a stiff neck? Just wondering, like...

Good question. Viagra works on relaxing and expanding the small blood vessels thus lowing the blood pressure. The Dick has masses of small blood vessels and will absorb the blood thus pumping it up. The neck has large blood vessels hence it won’t get stiff. If the neck had the same structure as the Dick it would become stiff during arousal in normal sex regardless if you took Viagra or not. That would be an evolutionary disadvantage.

[Churchill]

Good question. Viagra works on relaxing and expanding the small blood vessels thus lowing the blood pressure. The Dick has masses of small blood vessels and will absorb the blood thus pumping it up. The neck has large blood vessels hence it won’t get stiff. If the neck had the same structure as the Dick it would become stiff during arousal in normal sex regardless if you took Viagra or not. That would be an evolutionary disadvantage.

For all of us older than 12, he means "penis".

[EternalOptimist]

Good question. Viagra works on relaxing and expanding the small blood vessels thus lowing the blood pressure. The Dick has masses of small blood vessels and will absorb the blood thus pumping it up. The neck has large blood vessels hence it won’t get stiff. If the neck had the same structure as the Dick it would become stiff during arousal in normal sex regardless if you took Viagra or not. That would be an evolutionary disadvantage.

after drinking ten pints a night for over thirty years I now have millions of little blood vessels in my nose. Everytime I pork a nineteen year old dropdead gorgeous stunner dressed in fishnets my beak gets hard and gets about an inch longer

or something