Originally posted by premiere
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I'm told soldiers are getting through loads of it in Iraq. They spray it across a room, it falls and shows up any trip-wires while being too light to set them off. -
I do that in server rooms.Originally posted by wendigo100I'm told soldiers are getting through loads of it in Iraq. They spray it across a room, it falls and shows up any trip-wires while being too light to set them off.Comment
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Anyone who can write lyrics of:Originally posted by TheFaqqerHe helped to create MTV, and had a new album out this year.
Not too reclusive...
"I'm hearing the light from the window
I'm seeing the sound of the sea
My feet have come loose from their moorings
I'm feeling quite wonderfully free
And I think I will travel to Rio
Using the music for flight
There's nothing I know of in Rio
But it's something to do with the night
It's only a whimsical notion
To fly down to Rio tonight
I probably won't fly down to Rio
But then again I just might"
...has romance and dancing in their soul.
He's probably got a life greater than just the Monkees...."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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eeek, one of my least favourite songs ...Originally posted by cojakAnyone who can write lyrics of:
"I'm hearing the light from the window
I'm seeing the sound of the sea
My feet have come loose from their moorings
I'm feeling quite wonderfully free
And I think I will travel to Rio
Using the music for flight
There's nothing I know of in Rio
But it's something to do with the night
It's only a whimsical notion
To fly down to Rio tonight
I probably won't fly down to Rio
But then again I just might"
...has romance and dancing in their soul.
He's probably got a life greater than just the Monkees....Comment
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One of my favourites.
Even I'm not immune to the occasional bit of cheese."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Are you a mouseOriginally posted by cojakOne of my favourites.
Even I'm not immune to the occasional bit of cheese.
Speaking of cheesey songs and Rio, what about "When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio" We had just got a colour telly when this was around, and I, apparently used to turn up the colour control and sit really close...Comment
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gunpowderSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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