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[mudskipper]

Where's me tissues....

[Old Greg]

He thinks he is still in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.

[woohoo]

Problem wif the yoof today, no stamina.

Good luck, and I hope you don't have eight bosses.

[original PM]

Problem wif the yoof today, no stamina.

Good luck, and I hope you don't have eight bosses.

All managing you in a matrix management style?

which just means 8 people trying to get you to do their work for their pet project which is needed so they can worm their tongue further up their bosses arse and increase by about thrupence their take home pay?

Without giving a fook about you?

Ah welcome to being permie......

[Netraider]

Problem wif the yoof today, no stamina.

Good luck, and I hope you don't have eight bosses.

If only I was young enough to be a "yoof". My only boss is the CEO

[Eirikur]

I've gone permie twice during the last 10 years of contracting. First time lasted 6 weeks and second 4 months. I'm NCOTBAP

[saptastic]

Best of Luck NR.

You will be back once you've had a 12 month appraisal and 360 review.

[Old Greg]

Best of Luck NR.

You will be back once you've had a 12 month appraisal and 360 review.

Don't forget the stretch goals.

[HugeWhale]

After 12 years of contracting I am moving to the dark side. This Thursday will be my last day as a contractor.

I'll alert the patent office. They'll probably want to take on more staff.