The Official Royal Wedding thread

[fullyautomatix]

Who is giving the best odds on a divorce??

[SueEllen]

Who is giving the best odds on a divorce??

If he gets divorced then his brother will get divorced.

I hope they both bugger off abroad once they get married for most of the year.

[greenlake]

[PhiltheGreek]

No, that not Official until I say so.

Official, by Royal Approval.

WGAFF??? - bloody royals.

WBR14S

F'kin 'ell! I haven't seen anything so disturbing since Fergie got debagged when Charles tripped over a Corgi playing blind man's buff.

Would Price Philip approve of a Naval Mess?

One approves of all matters Naval.

[Jog On]

For those that care about this the thread was about to be relegated to page 2

[OwlHoot]

I hate all that 'kiss on the balcony' stuff. ..

Elton John will be performing at the wedding, singing a romantic schmaltzy song.

[Lockhouse]

What a freakshow. She'll bang out a sprog or two and then take him to the cleaners.

[BR14]

I suppose there'll be feck all else on TV all week then, - ho, hum - and then there's yet more feckin football. - happy summer.
Oh, did i forget wombledon?

[SueEllen]

Elton John will be performing at the wedding, singing a romantic schmaltzy song.

You woz wrong.

Elton John looked puzzled, Zara Tindell was shocked and everyone else was amused by the Rev Michael Curry.

[Hobosapien]

I'm amazed but relieved that there was no terror attack. Sitting ducks in that carriage procession all over the Windsor area with the whole route lined with spectators. Saw that bit down the pub before going elsewhere to watch the sport.

With Henry being active in the army against the Taliban et al, and marrying a yank it must have been a top priority for the religious nutters. I suppose it means our security services are doing a good job to keep them suppressed, which should make those in or visiting London feel a bit safer. Just one of the side benefits of having a royal family, aka 'magnets'.