alternative christmas speech

[ratewhore]

So they've got this fully veiled up bird giving the speech on channel 4 this year, I feel like I must set up Sky+ right now...

Anyways, I was wondering who you guys thought would be good for the alternative christmas speech this year. I thought maybe a random service(wo)man plucked from Afghanistan or Iraq to deliver a Christmas speech, but somehow I can't see it.

Any thoughts? And no putting forward chico for it, it's not fair on the country...

[Mailman]

Jordan or Jade Goodie?

Must be a brain cell between the two of them somewhere?

Mailman

[Pinto]

Jordan or Jade Goodie?

Must be a brain cell between the two of them somewhere?

Mailman

I don't think they're thick - just plain ignorant.

[hyperD]

I don't think they're thick - just plain ignorant.

Er, no. They are thick. Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody :

"I don't really understand miles. I didn't actually know how far it was going to be. I'll be honest, I didn't take it seriously which is really bad of me because there's people out there who actually want to do the marathon. I didn't realise how much commitment the marathon was. I had four training sessions, that's all I did. At most I could run half an hour on a treadmill."

Before the race she said:

"I've been eating curry and chinese and drinking."

[Lucy]

At least she's not a socialist.

[gingerjedi]

I'm not exactly religious or anything but I do find this offensive, I know Christmas has been hijacked by commercialism but it is a Christian festival and a Muslim woman has nothing to do with it... feckin lefties ramming pc multicultural tulipe down our throats... to quote the sun 'Last one out of Britain please turn off the lights'

[Pinto]

Er, no. They are thick. Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody :

"I don't really understand miles. I didn't actually know how far it was going to be. I'll be honest, I didn't take it seriously which is really bad of me because there's people out there who actually want to do the marathon. I didn't realise how much commitment the marathon was. I had four training sessions, that's all I did. At most I could run half an hour on a treadmill."

Before the race she said:

"I've been eating curry and chinese and drinking."

And that's being thick is it? She got what she wanted - Publicity.

[sasguru]

And that's being thick is it? She got what she wanted - Publicity.

So what you're is saying is she's macro-intelligent and micro-thick.
Most techies are macro-thick and micro-intelligent.

HTH

[Cowboy Bob]

I'm not exactly religious or anything but I do find this offensive, I know Christmas has been hijacked by commercialism but it is a Christian festival and a Muslim woman has nothing to do with it... feckin lefties ramming pc multicultural tulipe down our throats... to quote the sun 'Last one out of Britain please turn off the lights'

If it was a Christian festival it would have been in February which is when Jesus was purportedly born. No, it's a pagan festival that has been hijacked by the church - hence Christmas trees, mistletoe, yule logs and all that stuff.

Christmas has very little to do with Christianity historically, it is a celebration of the winter solstice.

[Cowboy Bob]

Merry Saturnalia, one and all...

What did the Romans ever do for us?

They knew how to party better than the church does that's for sure...