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**MarillionFan** · 22 April 2018, 19:51

Originally posted by vetran View Post

those easyjet staff they are great, even looking after your false teeth. I hope you tipped them!

That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.

**vetran** · 22 April 2018, 20:03

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.

you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.

**MarillionFan** · 22 April 2018, 20:11

Originally posted by vetran View Post

you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.

Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.

**vetran** · 22 April 2018, 20:17

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.

that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.

**MarillionFan** · 22 April 2018, 20:19

Originally posted by vetran View Post

that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.

Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.

**vetran** · 22 April 2018, 20:38

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.

that's alright, nothing to be ashamed of! NLyUK says she is used to it, after servicing Darmy & NAT.

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