stock market crash

[scooterscot]

it's the leather shorts.

No, it's the kilt. The Bayerische damen sind immer interessieren.

[scooterscot]

Just say you can't then, and that you're a fool who used the term incorrectly and have, again, been called out on here. No one will think any less of you (as if we could)

Sooooooo past caring.

[Paralytic]

Am expecting oil to drop <$10

There'll be another stock market crash in May / June - should be able to pin point the week after the fact.

FTFY.

[scooterscot]

I'm not mystic meg but I don't do news either. If things remain the way they are the beginning of June is going to be ugly. Very ugly.

Here's a pretty chart:

[DimPrawn]

I'm not mystic meg but I don't do news either. If things remain the way they are the beginning of June is going to be ugly. Very ugly.

Here's a pretty chart:

If you believe that drawing a line predicts the future, does this means everything is preordained in the chart? For example, if I draw a similar downward line at the far left of that chart, it would "predict" a market bottom than never happened.

Just think what it would mean if drawing a line from the past told you the future, it would mean the future cannot change.

It's just plain obviously idiotic to think the economies of the world and their markets work this way....

[MrMarkyMark]

It's just plain obviously idiotic to think the economies of the world and their markets work this way....

And your point is, this is Scooty we are talking about after all.

He thrives on idiocy

[DimPrawn]

And your point is, this is Scooty we are talking about after all.

He thrives on idiocy

He has obviously never worked for a trading firm or investment bank, and saw the teams of analysts, market data, decision support, embedded IT, front office, back office and traders all trying to figure how to make money. Why don't they draw some straight lines, place the trades and then go home and get rich.

[LondonManc]

Ill try again.

They have stopped dividends, as have all UK banks, because the PRA have asked them to.

As its a UK bank they have had to comply.

Its really very simple.

Scooty cannot comprehend that something can be simpler than him. You can imagine him being stuck in an infinite loop, like a low-level version of Sheldon....

[Paralytic]

I'm not mystic meg but I don't do news either. If things remain the way they are the beginning of June is going to be ugly. Very ugly.

Can we all play at drawing lines? Here's mine




BUY BUY BUY

(not a recommendation to buy - I have a right to completely contradict myself tomorrow)

[MrMarkyMark]

Can we all play at drawing lines? Here's mine




BUY BUY BUY

(not a recommendation to buy - I have a right to completely contradict myself tomorrow)

Feck.

I think you might be on to something there