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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Fwiw I knew a chap who did the same 20 years ago, and another couple who chose an entirely new surname for them to share.
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Give it a few decades and their offspring will be cursing them when they try and research their family trees.Originally posted by jmo21 View PostFwiw I knew a chap who did the same 20 years ago, and another couple who chose an entirely new surname for them to share.
I thought the latter was odd, but each to their own.
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Unfortunately, due to the lack of testerone they are unlikely to have offspring.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGive it a few decades and their offspring will be cursing them when they try and research their family trees.
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Indeed. This is Idiocracy in action....Originally posted by woohoo View PostUnfortunately, due to the lack of testerone they are unlikely to have offspring.
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Good point. You can tell a lot about a man by the shirt he is wearing and the drink he is holding.Originally posted by woohoo View PostUnfortunately, due to the lack of testerone they are unlikely to have offspring.
I give it 2 years max.
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I was talking about this scene a few years back with a colleague, the bit where stupid people keep on having kids and the smart people don't find time to because of work etc. Then a female DBA asked me what I was talking about so I went over it again, but cringing because she had about 5 kids.Originally posted by greenlake View PostComment
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You can....?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou can tell a lot about a man by the shirt he is wearing and the drink he is holding.
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A man in touch with his inner feelings. Who attracts lots of women....Originally posted by woohoo View PostThis story made it to breakfast news this morn! He was a wet lettuce.Comment
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