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    Chirping birds

    It's the middle of winter, but yet a number of birds have taken residence around the area and all I can here is chirp, chirp, chirp and I swear a moment ago a cuckoo!

    WTF, I'm trying to work!

    Where's my air rifle?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Are they house sparrows? Love the sound of them. They were in serious decline but seem to be making a bit of a comeback around here.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      It's the middle of winter, but yet a number of birds have taken residence around the area and all I can here is chirp, chirp, chirp and I swear a moment ago a cuckoo!

      WTF, I'm trying to work!

      Where's my air rifle?
      Play some Marillion at full volume, that should clear the area of any wildlife for a few square miles...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        It's the middle of winter, but yet a number of birds have taken residence around the area and all I can here is chirp, chirp, chirp and I swear a moment ago a cuckoo!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          all I can here is chirp, chirp, chirp and I swear a moment ago a cuckoo!
          Probably the bats in your belfry.

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            It's the middle of winter, but yet a number of birds have taken residence around the area and all I can here is chirp, chirp, chirp and I swear a moment ago a cuckoo!

            WTF, I'm trying to work!

            Where's my air rifle?
            le problème résolu

            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              le problème résolu

              Make sure you serve it with a cup of Britanico
              You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.

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