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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Originally posted by HugeWhale View Post
True. Inside every fatty there's a fitty.
How do you get a fatty into bed? Piece of cake.
[The old ones are the best ones, and I'm a very old one.]
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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You talking about the jokes or your ideal women here?Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostTrue. Inside every fatty there's a fitty.
How do you get a fatty into bed? Piece of cake.
[The old ones are the best ones, and I'm a very old one.]'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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ffs I give you the secret to long lasting or casual relationships and you still post about match or tinder.
Get down to your local stables. God, you people should be sending me cash or at least sending personal thank you pms.
Why did I think you people would appreciate the gift I gave you?? I guess I will pass this power on to someone else who is worthy. I will have trials of fire and ice. People will train their entire lives to learn the secret I just casually passed to you.Comment
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Women hit on good looking guys.
I've got a mate who to me looks like an average bloke. One of our gay friends says he "has something for everyone" though.
Women regularly approach him, I've seen it with my own eyes. Hot women walk across the bar and come talk to him in particular. They say "why didn't you come over?". He says "I'm married".
Ugly blokes are f****d in today's society where choice is unlimited due to social media.Last edited by Tonymustwearbriefs; 11 January 2018, 20:11.Comment
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Not sure they have ever had much of a deal, but you'd need to run it past scooterscot for a genuine perspective.Originally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I always found being windswept and interesting helpedOriginally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post
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You've all got it wrong. The best place to meet a woman is a brothel. These places are full of women all after one thing...
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...your money!😁Comment
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