Gadgets for girlies!

[Buffoon]

If you get a new car what's the first thing a bird asks?

What colour is it?

Reminds me of an old ex.

Ex: “I’ve found a car I would like to buy” (I want to tap you up for the money)
Buffoon: “Oh yeah, what is it?”
Ex: “It’s blue”
Buffoon: ”er, and….”
Ex: “it’s got a sunroof and big shinny headlamps”
Buffoon: “ ..er, what! “
Ex: “Dave is selling it, he wants £xxx for it”
Buffoon: “NO WAY!”
… and it gets worse.

[gingerjedi]

Deleted due to my inability to read a post properly and short attention span!

[Denny]

If you get a new car what's the first thing a bird asks?

What colour is it?

No.

What's the front suspension/steering geometry like (don't want any dodgy tracking or knocking brought about by worn struts or their top mountings, worn lower balljoints, wishbone pivots coming loose, or worn track-rod end joints, do I!).