Any mechanics around?

[greenlake]

Anyway, car collected. £200 bill.

So, you can only put one kind of fuel in now....?

[washed up contractor]

No one would normally ask you. You can't even tell the difference between a parody thread and a normal one.

No one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.

you misunderstand the Darwin award

Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.

I think he has misunderstood a great many things. I'm not even sure he is retired, probably has a job and turns up for it everyday and thinks it's his house.

If he worked with me I would put him in a corner and give him a laptop and say to him go and post stupid things on internet forums....ahhh there you go.

Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.

And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.

[BR14]

No one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.



Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.



Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.

And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.

Oh, dear, @admin, can we have a :toys out of pram: thingy please?
this IS general, old chap.
And the thread IS a parody.
do pay attention.

[woohoo]

No one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.



Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.



Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.

And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.

You need to watch your blood pressure.
Perhaps a forum for working contractors is a bit too much for you. Anyway have a great new year.

[BR14]

You need to watch your blood pressure.
Perhaps a forum for working contractors is a bit too much for you. Anyway have a great new year.

Left turn, clive

[MrMarkyMark]

No one has to ask me because it is a forum, you dullard.



Nope, not at all. See your mate above about understanding an analogy.



Well to be frank, I couldnt give a **** whether you think Im retired or not. But, it goes to show you know **** all and are wrong, once again.

And having been (note, past tense) a contractor, I would not be "working" for you. I can see you need no practice at being constantly wrong and stuck up your own arse. It clearly comes very easily to you. Must admit, I would have to put a lot of hard work in to achieve your levels of stupidity and ignorance. Enjoy your daily grind, if you have one.

Happy New Year!

And hopefully you will enjoy your retirement.

A sense of humor might help

[BR14]

Happy New Year!

And hopefully you will enjoy your retirement.

A sense of humor might help

i don't think you can buy those, regardless of his <apparently> exalted status

Still, - never mind, - eh?

[MrMarkyMark]

i don't think you can buy those, regardless of his <apparently> exalted status

Still, - never mind, - eh?

[BR14]

Ach, yer a bad man, so ye are

[RSoles]

Of course fuel isn't fuel you idiot!

To prove the point, I've just pushed 500 small pieces of coal into my petrol tank, and what a surprise, it doesn't work!

Now, anyone an idea on how to get them back out again?

Match.