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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
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They're here, they are not very bright, they disguise themselves as compulsive liars with orange hair and robot wives.My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostThey're here, they are not very bright, they disguise themselves as compulsive liars with orange hair and robot wives.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostOn uranus?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor those of you unaware there is a big announcement later today from Nasa.
Nasa announcement: How to watch the major breakthrough as it is announced live, and when it will happen | The Independent
Normally I ignore these things, but my cousin is a senior astrophysicist there and has been working on the announcement. He's just texted the family and said, I think you may want to watch this and you'd better be sitting down.
If it is more than about 5% larger than Earth, and not too close to its sun(s), a pound to a pinch if pig tulip says it is a water world, with very likely not a scrap of land anywhere on its surfaceWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostMy guess it is a planet that definitely has surface water or oceans.
If it is more than about 5% larger than Earth, and not too close to its sun(s), a pound to a pinch if pig tulip says it is a water world, with very likely not a scrap of land anywhere on its surfaceWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmmm. Interesting. I think it's something more profound, that having searched the entire multiverse using every telescope known to man and using AI to analyse the results, they can confirm that they cannot see MarkyMarks sense of humour anywhere in the universe.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmmm. Interesting. I think it's something more profound, that having searched the entire multiverse using every telescope known to man and using AI to analyse the results, they can confirm that they cannot see MarkyMarks sense of humour anywhere in the universe.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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On a plus side, MF, you're soon going to have an interstellar first class lounge to BS about too.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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