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    #21
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    They have found suity
    Planet-sized object would point at FLC rather than suity.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #22
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      They have found suity
      On uranus?

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        #23
        They're here, they are not very bright, they disguise themselves as compulsive liars with orange hair and robot wives.
        My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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          #24
          Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
          They're here, they are not very bright, they disguise themselves as compulsive liars with orange hair and robot wives.
          Robot hair and orange wives would make them from Essex; glad you got it the right way round!
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #25
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            On uranus?
            Well, I have heard him described, by some, as a pain in the harris
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              For those of you unaware there is a big announcement later today from Nasa.

              Nasa announcement: How to watch the major breakthrough as it is announced live, and when it will happen | The Independent

              Normally I ignore these things, but my cousin is a senior astrophysicist there and has been working on the announcement. He's just texted the family and said, I think you may want to watch this and you'd better be sitting down.
              My guess it is a planet that definitely has surface water or oceans.

              If it is more than about 5% larger than Earth, and not too close to its sun(s), a pound to a pinch if pig tulip says it is a water world, with very likely not a scrap of land anywhere on its surface
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                #27
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                My guess it is a planet that definitely has surface water or oceans.

                If it is more than about 5% larger than Earth, and not too close to its sun(s), a pound to a pinch if pig tulip says it is a water world, with very likely not a scrap of land anywhere on its surface
                Mmmm. Interesting. I think it's something more profound, that having searched the entire multiverse using every telescope known to man and using AI to analyse the results, they can confirm that they cannot see MarkyMarks sense of humour anywhere in the universe.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Mmmm. Interesting. I think it's something more profound, that having searched the entire multiverse using every telescope known to man and using AI to analyse the results, they can confirm that they cannot see MarkyMarks sense of humour anywhere in the universe.
                  But have they looked in his Mrs' handbag? I bet it's there. Along with his balls.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Mmmm. Interesting. I think it's something more profound, that having searched the entire multiverse using every telescope known to man and using AI to analyse the results, they can confirm that they cannot see MarkyMarks sense of humour anywhere in the universe.
                    Unfortunately they consistently observed something rather large, pale and blob like floating about, on a sledge, which prevented further analysis.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #30
                      On a plus side, MF, you're soon going to have an interstellar first class lounge to BS about too.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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