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Who's going to drive us to Hinterglem
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If it was WTFH he would be sledging down on a door. With a rifle in case any cyclists show up. And singing very badly - like a moose with its testes caught on a barbed wire fence. -
Probably also playing the ageing rock star bit on the way down either with his "axe", a line of charlie, or both.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf it was WTFH he would be sledging down on a door. With a rifle in case any cyclists show up. And singing very badly - like a moose with its testes caught on a barbed wire fence.
Anyway, probably best not to say too much more about it.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Pile of junk.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postthe BMers are both xDrives
you no like xDrive ?
Milan.
Especially when I can go by chopper
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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No, they are BMWs.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postthe BMers are both xDrives
you no like xDrive ?
Milan.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostNo, they are BMWs.
ja ja I forgot it's that UK BMW thing isn't it
they're nice cars actually, shame you've all got a chip on your shoulders about them
Milan.Comment
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Postja ja I forgot it's that UK BMW thing isn't it
they're nice cars actually, shame you've all got a chip on your shoulders about them
Milan.
Its not that, its just your instance on getting there by car, for me.
It's very chavvy.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I haven't got a chip on my shoulders about BMWs, they are bland and in the UK they are generally driven by people who don't know what an indicator is.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postja ja I forgot it's that UK BMW thing isn't it
they're nice cars actually, shame you've all got a chip on your shoulders about them
Milan.
In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, the Renaissance, Alfa Romeo, Ferrari and Masserati.
In Germany they invented the cuckoo clock.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI haven't got a chip on my shoulders about BMWs, they are bland and in the UK they are generally driven by people who don't know what an indicator is.
In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, the Renaissance, Alfa Romeo, Ferrari and Masserati.
In Germany they invented the cuckoo clock.Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Liszt, Klee, Dürer, Bauhaus, Jugendstil, Einstein, Kopernikus, Kepler, Heisenberg, Planck and before I forget Daimler and Benz (who actually never met but without them, well I think you can work it outIt is unknown who invented it and where the first one was made. It is thought that much of its development and evolution was made in the Black Forest area in southwestern Germany (State of Baden-Württemberg), the region where the cuckoo clock was popularized.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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