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The car's probably on a ferry heading to Rotterdam by now
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And the Enemies of People say that the UK doesn't export these days!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThe car's probably on a ferry heading to Rotterdam by now
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You better give it back before it's reported missing.Originally posted by AtW View PostTook taxi today
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Step up from riding pillion on downstairs's kebab delivery moped.Originally posted by AtW View PostTook taxi today
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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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