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The current PM near me clicks his pen lid, all the time; very very loudly. I need some noise cancelling headphones.Comment
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you need a pair of balls, take that pen and kindly swap it for a pencil.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostThe current PM near me clicks his pen lid, all the time; very very loudly. I need some noise cancelling headphones.Comment
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Or let the anger build up for two months and then cave his head in with a hammer.Originally posted by woohoo View Postyou need a pair of balls, take that pen and kindly swap it for a pencil.Comment
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Office Etiquette
Travelling for hours to get to an office. To then spend the day of conf calls with people also in the same office.Comment
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Look on the bright side. At least you're not meeting them face to face.Originally posted by mall View PostTravelling for hours to get to an office. To then spend the day of conf calls with people also in the same office.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostOr let the anger build up for two months and then cave his head in with a Silver hammer.
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Or leave Maxwell's Silver Hammer on repeat until they do the job themselves.Originally posted by BR14 View PostFTFY
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostOr leave Maxwell's Silver Hammer on repeat until they do the job themselves.
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This sums up contractoruk. A helpful and slightly humorous post receives no likes or thanks, but the reply mentioning violence with a hammer receives a few likes and thanks.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostOr let the anger build up for two months and then cave his head in with a hammer.
I knows hows to get more reps - tits, bum, arse and I shat myself whilst writen dis.Comment
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