Currently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs. She wants more money to let me go. I paid for a full hour upfront(a whole 10p). How much should I pay? Is this possible?
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I don't want you there, but the current next ex-Mrs BP is paying good money. The old man will be down with your yoghurt snack shortly.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCurrently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs. She wants more money to let me go. I paid for a full hour upfront(a whole 10p). How much should I pay? Is this possible? -
David Davis might have some spare time to negotiate your release if you ask nicely?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCurrently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs. She wants more money to let me go. I paid for a full hour upfront(a whole 10p). How much should I pay? Is this possible?
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Rather surprised you managed to get a signal. I found it next to impossible...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCurrently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs. She wants more money to let me go. I paid for a full hour upfront(a whole 10p). How much should I pay? Is this possible?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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TMI - we don't need to know where the phone is.Originally posted by Mordac View PostRather surprised you managed to get a signal. I found it next to impossible..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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"Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a teamOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCurrently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs.
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream"
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As long as it's on vibrate mode.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostTMI - we don't need to know where the phone is.Comment
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you entered into the dungeon pay as much as you want it to hurtOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCurrently in NLyUK's dungeon in handcuffs. She wants more money to let me go. I paid for a full hour upfront(a whole 10p). How much should I pay? Is this possible?
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