Time out

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Plane tickets are evidence.

Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.

[SueEllen]

Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.

Then you medical records showing you fell off/injured yourself would be proof.

[greenlake]

Tell them that you've been in prison

Just flash your prison tattoo at them. They'll back off pretty quickly....

[DannyF1966]

I just enjoy spending time not working, and don't regard making money as the be-all-and-end-all of my existence.

I'd love to be at that stage.... still a few years off yet though.

[Mordac]

The longest time out I had was only about 3 months and only half of that was by choice. I stay sane by not being sane in the first place. Much easier to manage.

I tend to just take lots of mini breaks when I'm feeling a bit worn out.

That said, my life is very simple and easy with zero sources of stress.

1 - I think you'll find you nicked that idea from me. That said, I nicked it from my Grandad Doris.
2 - My wife says her life would be very simple if I weren't around. I disagree, but I can't work out why...

[NickFitz]

I'd love to be at that stage.... still a few years off yet though.

TBH so am I, but I'm also very lazy

[rl4engc]

Looking through your personal bank statements for a two month gap for "Compliance" ?

Thinking about it I should be OK as my preferred escorts don't take card payments.

[northernladyuk]

Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.

Depends where your new house is.

[northernladyuk]

Also tell them you're genderfluid, and don't want to be pigeonholed as either "Mr" or "Mrs" or any similar demeaning conventional titles, and you'll walk it - They daren't reject you, for fear of lawsuits

Alternatively, say that you took time out to campaign for Brexit, and they'll be very wary of breaching the Equality Act by appearing to discriminate against cretins.

[ladymuck]

1 - I think you'll find you nicked that idea from me. That said, I nicked it from my Grandad Doris.
2 - My wife says her life would be very simple if I weren't around. I disagree, but I can't work out why...

Hmm...I suspect your Grandad knew my Grandma...