Phil the Greek - is this acceptable?

[SueEllen]

Best get bouncing then son, i'm not going to live forever.

Thank deity*









*Other sky fairies are available.

[Mordac]

2017 and still I huv to do things for myself

In case you haven't heard, the snowflakes haven't yet completed their take-over, and wiping ones own arse is still considered fairly standard practice...

[scooterscot]

In case you haven't heard, the snowflakes haven't yet completed their take-over, and wiping ones own arse is still considered fairly standard practice...

Here on the continent we use a bidet. Dear lord are you still using wods of paper to smear rather than dry?

[PhiltheGreek]

Dear lord are you still using wods of paper to smear rather than dry?

Yep. Well, not me personally. I've got a nice Scottish chap to do mine for me, but you get the idea.

[BrilloPad]

Yep. Well, not me personally. I've got a nice Scottish chap to do mine for me, but you get the idea.

ScooterScot has been promoted?

[greenlake]

Here on the continent we use a bidet.

Then where do you put the beer....?

[PhiltheGreek]

ScooterScot has been promoted?

Hardly. He's not qualified for the role.

[NigelJK]

Pretty sure that you're using your bidet wrong then.