Originally posted by TheFaQQer
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I've been reading Tana French of late and would recommend this author.______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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how about the boy's own bumper book of brexit, so you don't miss CUK while you're away??
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War and Peace
1984
Animal Farm
Mein Kampf…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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WTFH, feel free to not reply to any thread that I start.Originally posted by WTFH View PostComment
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Well, I was going to suggest the Solitaire Mystery by Jostein Gaarder or As You Wish by Cary Elwes, but I suspected you'd ignore those.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Reading for Dummies - (forDummies Books, Inc., 1997) Learn to read in 20 chapters.
A Swift Kick to the Nuts - (Acorn Books, 1986) Self-defense for squirrels.
Surviving School as a Ginger, the right way - (Loader Press, 2006) Ways in which to avoid bullying and beatings. Some suggestions include wielding a katana or buying a Colt45. Hair-dying covered in the second edition.
HE Did It - Blaming Your Problems on Others - (Avoidant Press, 2001) This is a handy guide to blaming the other folks in your life. It includes some of the most common problems (mass murder, bad grades, kitten huffing withdrawal) and, using the handy index, allows you to displace the blame onto other sources (parents, teachers, lovers, Oscar Wilde).
Beastiality for Beginners - (Horse Screw Press, 2004) A step-by-step guide for sneaking on to a farm, choosing the right animal, sedating it, and screwing it.
Unsupported Assertions That Gel With The Reader's Prejudices - (Not Just A Clever Title Books, 2006)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Don't forget "El horario de los autobuses en Benidorm""A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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