Lack of Contract.

[MrMarkyMark]

Everything is because of Brexit. Didn't you know?

Sorry, my bad.

Of course

[scooterscot]

Anyway there'll soon be jobs for the great unwashed to pick fruits and vegetables. No more easy street.

[barrydidit]

Anyway there'll soon be jobs for the great unwashed to pick fruits and vegetables. No more easy street.

I'm not sure the fruits will like that.

[mattfx]

I can imagine the face tattoo must give you an excellent talking point - you clearly just need to get an interview. It must be your CV that's wrong!

[BR14]

your trouser cuffs are dirty and your shoes are laced up wrong

[NotAllThere]

I think it's because you smell like rancid yak butter.

[MarillionFan]

Still sitting here without a contract.

Apart from the fact I haven't been looking, applying, reaching out to my contacts, or had my CV on any job sites, do you think there could be any other reason?

My CV is in Word 3.1 for work groups edition format, maybe that's wrong?

My CV is too long, in fact I have tried to rectify that by splitting it into two ten page chapters.

I'm too experienced for all the roles.

It could also be the new facial tattoo and piercing I have had done, but surely that would be totally racist these days, right?

Any help welcome

Aren't you in New Zealand?

[woohoo]

I interviewed someone recently. Realised they voted Brexit. Showed them the door...

Stop interviewing your mum, she doesn't like it, you are not the employer just a naughty, naughty boy.

[Bee]

Aren't you in New Zealand?

And he is on the bench, that's why he doesn't have a contract.

[PhiltheGreek]

Still sitting here without a contract.

Apart from the fact I haven't been looking, applying, reaching out to my contacts, or had my CV on any job sites, do you think there could be any other reason?

My CV is in Word 3.1 for work groups edition format, maybe that's wrong?

My CV is too long, in fact I have tried to rectify that by splitting it into two ten page chapters.

I'm too experienced for all the roles.

It could also be the new facial tattoo and piercing I have had done, but surely that would be totally racist these days, right?

Any help welcome

A Prince Albert? You should be aware, there's nothing creates a negative first impression quicker than having your cock on show.