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With a chutney spoon.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWho knows?
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I don't think Martha's put it back yet.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWith a chutney spoon."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Like gentle masturbation?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostLight relief pertains to anything that relieves but isn't too heavy.
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Most likely. It's certainly not AndyW's mum.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLike gentle masturbation?Comment
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Wait what? Who's this Brian and why are you relating me to him? My name is Martha Anthony right but does it mean that I am the only Martha Anthony in this world and you think I made the comment there in that. For your kind information I don't read newspapers online and forget about commenting. What's with you, is there is something wrong I did by joining this forum? If this is the way I get treated at this forum just after joining then I think I should take some steps to inform people about the way they would get treated after joining this forum.Originally posted by WTFH View PostHi Martha,
What do you think of gangster/drug dealer Brian McCulloch? Does he have no morals in that he got you to post a positive comment about him on the Scottish Sun's story about Eilidh MacLeod who was murdered
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