The perils of a younger partner.....

[mudskipper]

Oh go and finger yourself. Sure she doesn't need you looking after her

Who's not getting any?

[woohoo]

Somewhat uncalled for.

Yes you are right. I apologise to all concerned.

[woohoo]

Who's not getting any?

Damn almost deleted the post before you got there.

[mudskipper]

Damn almost deleted the post before you got there.

Have a

New week tomorrow.

[northernladyuk]

4-5 hours? I'd get puffed out after 4-5 minutes.

That's because you stop for a fag halfway through.

[GJABS]

I don't think you are suppose to admit you need to improve your endurance.

OK well perhaps the other way of saying it is that I need to get my a** down the gym.

[greenlake]

I need to get my a** down the gym.

Good luck with that....

[GJABS]

Good luck with that....

Shouldn't that donkey be wearing a crash helmet?

[PhiltheGreek]

Shouldn't that donkey be wearing a crash helmet?

Neigh, looks stable.

[Benny]

I am a male aged 51 and my partner is 40. Six months ago, she left a loveless marriage. I enjoy the sex but sometimes it can last four to five hours, and she will orgasm on average a similar number of times. I have secretly been using Viagra to help me, but I fear that if I ever say I am tired or don’t want to continue, she will be disappointed or angry.

As you get older, giving the missus a good seeing to becomes like mowing the lawn, something you know needs doing but there's always something good on telly instead