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    #id
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    You Brexiteers are very down in the dumps at the moment. Weird seeing as it is all going so well.

    Anyway, looks like a plaice to me.
    Thick as a herring.

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      #id
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Thick as a herring.
      Minced, of course....

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        #id
        It's had(dock) its chips.

        ....Why yes, that is my coat. ....Why are you .....Agh! Agh! Agh!

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          #id
          Originally posted by RSoles View Post
          It's had(dock) its chips.

          ....Why yes, that is my coat. ....Why are you .....Agh! Agh! Agh!
          Oh cod, that was terrible.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #id
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Oh cod, that was terrible.
            Mate that was pollacks...

            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #id
              No need to carp on about it

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                #id
                Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                No need to carp on about it
                Reckon you could do better, or do you need time to mullet over?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Reckon you could do batter, or do you need time to mullet over?
                  Fished that for you.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                    Fished that for you.
                    Never one to miss an oppor-tuna-ty.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                      Never one to miss an oppor-tuna-ty.
                      Yeah you were just squiding.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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