Honda S2000

[Forumbore]

The Mazda RX8 comes as a special edition in "black cherry" which is a very deep purple.

I thought Mazda made light bulbs?

[Lucy]

Phew, I thought you were going to leave a slimey mess on the seat there for a minute.

What do you mean by that ?

[Logie]

What do you mean by that ?

"no legs" = "slimey mess"

[Lucy]

No, I still don't get it.

[VectraMan]

http://www.grouplotus.com/car/car_pr...hp?id=1&mid=23

The only sportscar.

I wanted an Elise for ages, but when I finally went for a test drive I couldn't get over how much money it was for something so crude and badly made. Great handling, but everything else about it was terrible: engine, brakes (oh my God!), gearbox, interior... Bought an S2000 instead.

But I should say that was one of the Rover powered ones. I'll probably try to get a test drive of one of the newer Toyota Elises sometime as they're meant to be a big improvement. I still kind of want one everytime I see one. It's just the driving experience that was the problem.

[The Lone Gunman]

I thought Mazda made light bulbs?

I never said it was any good, it just met your colour spec

BTW: Dont be a pussy. Heater on full and top down at all times. Rain sleet and snow pass over the top.
I used to drive my MR2 rag top over the alps in winter with the roof off.
Have a pop up brolly handy for traffic lights.

[Logie]

No, I still don't get it.

Never mind. Fancy a ride on Bob the Builder ?

[Forumbore]

I never said it was any good, it just met your colour spec

BTW: Dont be a pussy. Heater on full and top down at all times. Rain sleet and snow pass over the top.
I used to drive my MR2 rag top over the alps in winter with the roof off.
Have a pop up brolly handy for traffic lights.

OK, but if I catch a cold you an expect a letter from my lawyer

[DimPrawn]

All cars are bad.

If you want to impress 21st century socialist enviromentalist girls you need to take the bus.


HTH

[The Lone Gunman]

No, I still don't get it.

It's from an old joke: Q. Why do women have legs?
A. Have you seen the mess a snail leaves!

BTW: I am guessing you get it regularly.