@PhiltheGreek (even though you are actually Danish) - I thought you were retired. The papers are moaning about you going to open some bridge.
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Why is Princess Di everywhere?
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post@PhiltheGreek (even though you are actually Danish) - I thought you were retired. The papers are moaning about you going to open some bridge.
I wouldn't normally bother with the bridge, but I've written some lame gags about the Third Forth crossing - there'll be loads of sycophantic plebs hanging about and they'll have to laugh out of a sense of duty. BTW - the papers aren't moaning love, they're well chuffed the A team is back in business.Comment
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Impressive bit of engineering though eh?
The Scousers are getting a similar one too. Probably won't open that one though - don't want the daimler up on bricks.
And for completeness, here's the Frenchies British designed version. Which is the best of all, IMO. Driving from the med to Paris and over this thing is a real treat (topless motoring is recommended for this scenario).
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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostFront page of the Sun today:
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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post
PARIS (AFP) - The 20th anniversary of Princess Diana's death has filled magazines, newspapers and television screens in Britain for weeks, but not only there: across Europe, media groups are marking the occasion, underlining her international appeal.
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In Europe, many media groups have commissioned documentaries, special reports or their own investigations two decades after her death in a Paris car crash on August 31, 1997.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI want Avatars!
I want strap lines!
I want signatures!
AND I WANT THEM NOW!!
If these guys can have them then so can we!!
(Brilliant the app quote feck up is still there!)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostTrue. Not unusual though - I told him that every week when he came round for his audience with HRH The Mrs.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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