alright Cock!

[BrilloPad]

That's one way to ensure you die happy.

I would prefer to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue. And at the vinegar strokes, an elephant sits on my 4rse.

[PhiltheGreek]

You shot any cocks lately Phil?

I've bagged a few game birds, I won't deny

[Mordac]

I've bagged a few game birds, I won't deny

So the rumours are true then? You sly old bugger, you.

[BrilloPad]

So the rumours are true then? You sly old bugger, you.

The rumours are true. So are the ones about the queen, the Duke Of Porchester, Andrew and Edward. 2 can play at that game....

[PhiltheGreek]

The rumours are true. So are the ones about the queen, the Duke Of Porchester, Andrew and Edward. 2 can play at that game....

Alas, poor Porky