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Absolutely ...Originally posted by ChurchillYou do know the difference between "faith" and "proof" I hope...Hard Brexit now!
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Looks like the answer is no. God doesn't exist folks.Originally posted by sasguruDo you take the challenge then?Hard Brexit now!
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I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "Chico is a dead giveaway isn't it? He could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.Comment
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God can do anything
therefore God can build a wall so high that God cant jump over it
But that means there is something God cant do
Therefore there can not be a God
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If something so great as say the Pyramids of Giza or indeed a work by Caravaggio was created by intelligent life, then surely something so magnificent and complex as the universe couldn't have merely happened just by chance?The mild-mannered contractorComment
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