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The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread
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Mining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped upbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Indeed. No-one else is good at that.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.
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Sounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWe can always perform extra filtering of the result set.
Remove posts with:-
Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
Any boasting, I am, threads.
Losing gambling threads.
Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
Sledges.
And see what we are left with.
Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
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A fantasy filter should catch the job lot.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostStill left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.Comment
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Shouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?Originally posted by greenlake View PostSounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....

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Beyond his remit.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostShouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?
Although you make think MF is a total tool solution, he is only a component.
A little like suity.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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