Originally posted by kramer
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No wonder you're on the sauce!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
As far as my wife is concerned I am never 'out on the p*ss', I am 'Networking'Originally posted by kramer
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I get the comments that
"I can go out whenever I like while I'm down there"
You want to try it. Go to the pub more than once during the week and the moaning is something else!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by kramerscouse!
Oh dear god - a Mackem and a Scouse! Please tell me yous havn't decided to breed - they'd be hell spawn!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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no bambinos yet.... would the be called "mousers" or maybe "sackems"?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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...or Asbos...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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my wife used to think I was having a ball working away. I got one contract in the middle of winter where there was no hot water in the hotel so I was on cold showers. The project was in deep clag and I was brought in to bail them. I had to pick it all up, meet the board and start the fix in week one, then drive back up norf through the rush hours.Originally posted by kramer
Friday night in bed my head was spinning, I was shaking like a leaf with some sort of nervous reaction and during the night I peed the bed
The missus has a different take on things now and she really takes care of me at the weekends.
When I am on the bench I return the favour and do everything round the house including cleaning and cooking. Swings and roundabouts
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Is her reasoning as follows:Originally posted by EternalOptimist
"I'd best not nag at him again or the fecker will piss on me as i'm sleeping again!!!"
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Well its finally happenned - I'm speachless!Originally posted by EternalOptimistmy wife used to think I was having a ball working away. I got one contract in the middle of winter where there was no hot water in the hotel so I was on cold showers. The project was in deep clag and I was brought in to bail them. I had to pick it all up, meet the board and start the fix in week one, then drive back up norf through the rush hours.
Friday night in bed my head was spinning, I was shaking like a leaf with some sort of nervous reaction and during the night I peed the bed
The missus has a different take on things now and she really takes care of me at the weekends.
When I am on the bench I return the favour and do everything round the house including cleaning and cooking. Swings and roundabouts
The pope is a tard.Comment
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