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    #51
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    You don't need to own a boat, or a dog, to align yourself with the cosmos, man

    I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
      Anything attached to a bit of baler twine will do.
      May as well get a rat then....
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #53
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        May as well get a rat then....
        Or MF. He could double up as ballast if attempting a Channel crossing.

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          #54
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          Or MF. He could double up as ballast if attempting a Channel crossing.
          A rat would eat less....
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #55
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            A rat would eat less....
            He'd keep the rat population down.

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              #56
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Any particular breed or look of dog?

              PIP needs to get these things right.
              No, no specific breed. Is just needs to be inappropriately large for a narrow boat. Two of course are better than one.

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