Living on a Narrowboat

[northernladyuk]

You don't need to own a boat, or a dog, to align yourself with the cosmos, man

I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

[SueEllen]

Anything attached to a bit of baler twine will do.

May as well get a rat then....

[northernladyuk]

May as well get a rat then....

Or MF. He could double up as ballast if attempting a Channel crossing.

[SueEllen]

Or MF. He could double up as ballast if attempting a Channel crossing.

A rat would eat less....

[northernladyuk]

A rat would eat less....

He'd keep the rat population down.

[jds 1981]

Any particular breed or look of dog?

PIP needs to get these things right.

No, no specific breed. Is just needs to be inappropriately large for a narrow boat. Two of course are better than one.