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Federation of United Conservatives and the Democratic Unionist Party
Seems we have a Protestant Unionist TORYIST Government now. Will there be someone from the UDA in the cabinet of Theresa May? She failed as Home Secretary, failed as Prime Minister on terrorism and security and now she jumps into bed with the political wing of the UDA.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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They'll fit in just great with Tezza's Saudi terrorist mates.Originally posted by radish2008 View PostOf course there is. They might be terrorists but they are our terrorists. They also seem to be religious nutters. Anything else you'd like to defend about them ?Comment
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One odd thing is the DUP hinted there was no deal yet - but May said there was a deal. She even called her party the Conservative Unionists.Comment
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Mash is always good value
May hoping for ‘constructive relationship’ with creationist homophobes who think Pope is Satan
May hoping for 'constructive relationship' with creationist homophobes who think Pope is Satan
09-06-17
THE Conservative Party has reassured Britain that the government being propped up by swivel-eyed, religious lunatics will be ‘totally fine’.
Ulster’s Democratic Unionist Party was founded in 1971 by the late Ian Paisley while he was stabbing an Action Man he had dressed up as Pope Paul VI.
It is now looking forward to influencing government policy in a wide range of demented areas.
DUP leader Arlene Foster confirmed the party would support a minority Conservative government on condition that Theresa May stands on a massive orange Bible and denounces Roman Catholicism as ‘Beelzebub’s Travelling Circus’.
She added: “Obviously we’ll also be needing a wee ban on abortion, the gayness, scientists and strong liquor.”
A Downing Street spokesman said: “It’s very important we have a strong and stable government. But it’s okay if it’s also a tiny bit insane.”Comment
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People on here actually being supportive of May after that humilation. Now they are about to be propped up by the DUP? Seriously after all the mud flung the SNP's way during this election about a potential coalition but this really, really nasty party gets a pass? Who are you people?!?!"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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The official name of the party is the Conservative and Unionist Party.Originally posted by radish2008 View PostOne odd thing is the DUP hinted there was no deal yet - but May said there was a deal. She even called her party the Conservative Unionists.Comment
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We're up tulip creek, governed by their church more like...Originally posted by SandyD View PostWait a minutes, are the British now going to be governed by the Irish?
Their gonna round up the gays and dykes apparently...
one day at a time 
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