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    #11
    The only problem with working is the dull monotony of 9-5 Monday-Friday, forever, until you die.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      The only problem with working is the dull monotony of 9-5 Monday-Friday, forever, until you die.

      Except for the time you spend shagging in the lift !

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        #13
        Originally posted by Lucy
        Except for the time you spend shagging in the lift !
        Would you like a job in my company?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy
          Except for the time you spend shagging in the lift !
          I don't use the lifts , maybe that's what I've been missing. Although, looking at the state of people too lazy to walk the stairs, maybe not.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by realityhack
            Not with my mortgage.
            You are knackered then ! Grin and bear it.

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              #16
              I thought we had already established that you were her boss sasguru, I also distincly remember you posting something along the lines of giving her a good seeing to on Friday afternoon last week which would account for the lift action!!

              Or am I getting confused ???

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                #17
                Try breaking the day up with excercise. Or is that me showing my n00biness again?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  I don't use the lifts , maybe that's what I've been missing. Although, looking at the state of people too lazy to walk the stairs, maybe not.
                  I'm on the 16th floor.

                  And no, bottomguru I don't want a job in your company, whatever that may be.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Lucy
                    I'm on the 16th floor.

                    And no, bottomguru I don't want a job in your company, whatever that may be.
                    Surely that would have to be a very slow lift?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Ardesco
                      I thought we had already established that you were her boss sasguru, I also distincly remember you posting something along the lines of giving her a good seeing to on Friday afternoon last week which would account for the lift action!!

                      Or am I getting confused ???


                      Well, between that an accusing me of being Lucifer Box or a bloke.

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