The only problem with working is the dull monotony of 9-5 Monday-Friday, forever, until you die.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by BagpussThe only problem with working is the dull monotony of 9-5 Monday-Friday, forever, until you die.
Except for the time you spend shagging in the lift !Comment
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Would you like a job in my company?Originally posted by LucyExcept for the time you spend shagging in the lift !
Hard Brexit now!
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I don't use the lifts , maybe that's what I've been missing. Although, looking at the state of people too lazy to walk the stairs, maybe not.Originally posted by LucyExcept for the time you spend shagging in the lift !The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You are knackered then ! Grin and bear it.Originally posted by realityhackNot with my mortgage.
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I thought we had already established that you were her boss sasguru, I also distincly remember you posting something along the lines of giving her a good seeing to on Friday afternoon last week which would account for the lift action!!
Or am I getting confused ???
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I'm on the 16th floor.Originally posted by BagpussI don't use the lifts , maybe that's what I've been missing. Although, looking at the state of people too lazy to walk the stairs, maybe not.
And no, bottomguru I don't want a job in your company, whatever that may be.Comment
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Surely that would have to be a very slow lift?Originally posted by LucyI'm on the 16th floor.
And no, bottomguru I don't want a job in your company, whatever that may be.Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoI thought we had already established that you were her boss sasguru, I also distincly remember you posting something along the lines of giving her a good seeing to on Friday afternoon last week which would account for the lift action!!
Or am I getting confused ???

Well, between that an accusing me of being Lucifer Box or a bloke.Comment
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