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I thought you'd be on lobster salad and a bottle of chablis by now...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
I have a sore throat.Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostHow old are you ??!

So it's either that or alcohol."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I don't even get to eat breakfast most of the daysOriginally posted by Mordac View PostI thought you'd be on lobster salad and a bottle of chablis by now...
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It was a rhetorical question asked in jest !Originally posted by AtW View PostNever ask a lady for her age!
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You wait until you see MF.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhy can you only give one like on CUK?
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He need the money for car insuranceOriginally posted by Mordac View PostI thought you'd be on lobster salad and a bottle of chablis by now...
Insurance premiums 'rise due to tax change' - BBC News
The Insurance Premium Tax (IPT) rate has increased from 10% to 12%, with motor, home, pet and health insurance all affected.
Companies warn that the average family will be paying £47 more a year as a result."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Panini is a step up from left over kebab meat from the bins round the back.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI thought you'd be on lobster salad and a bottle of chablis by now...Comment
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A samosa.
I ate loads last night and am trying to stick to an average of 2K calories a day :-(Comment
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