...of prison, that is. Lives near me. Might pop in for a cup of tea.
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Rolf coming out tomorrow...
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Just don't take any female relations or friends' with you.Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...of prison, that is. Lives near me. Might pop in for a cup of tea."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
or young boys with firm buttocksOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostJust don't take any female relations or friends' with you."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It,s my didgeridoo. Would you like to hold it?Originally posted by original PM View PostOooow ooooa can you tell what it is yet?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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"Tie down me kangaroo - sport"Originally posted by Paddy View PostIt,s my didgeridoo. Would you like to hold it?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Just in time to start campaigning for the tories.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Not to mentionOriginally posted by BigRed View PostIt's his extra leg which worries me
Two little boys"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Yes Rolf it's your cock...Originally posted by original PM View PostOooow ooooa can you tell what it is yet?Comment
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