They are telling me to save water and not fixing their fecking leaks

[DimPrawn]

Pissing down here.

[vetran]

Just got wet coming back from the pub

Reading 50 shades again?

[BrilloPad]

When the Welsh declare independence they are going to start selling water to the English. My neighbour reckons he will get enough to buy his sheep suspenders.

[northernladyuk]

When the Welsh declare independence they are going to start selling water to the English. My neighbour reckons he will get enough to buy his sheep suspenders.

So does he currently hire his sheep suspenders?

[Paddy]

Regen Donner und Blitz again!

[The_Equalizer]

You know there's only one way to fix this.

Vote Labour and nationalise the Utilities so that they're not run as profit-leeching businesses any longer.

It only took six months to get a new phone line from British Telecommunications.

[SueEllen]

It only took six months to get a new phone line from British Telecommunications.

Don't move house then.

(And OpenReach are just as bad. )

[OwlHoot]

It only took six months to get a new phone line from British Telecommunications.

Luxury! It took a year or more to get a phone from the GPO

and you could have any colour you liked, as long as it was black bakelite.

[SueEllen]

Luxury! It took a year or more to get a phone from the GPO

and you could have any colour you liked, as long as it was black bakelite.

Would tell you not to move house but I know this is the first telephone for that house ever.