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The most p!ssed you've ever been
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You could say I flooded the toilet with the contents of my stomach but my flat itself was not affected by any real flooding -
No, unfortunately not. Came second in the fisticuffs too as it goes.Originally posted by woohoo View PostDid you get in? I hate it when people don't finish their stories.
Still, the few hours we spent in the pubs prior to attempting entry to the clubs was very enjoyable. Having a goodly number of young wenches fondling your plastic boobies is a great icebreaker, albeit a bit unconventional.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Drinking in Belfast with a Catholic an Orangeman and one of 'the boys - shut yer mouth' (who turned up & knew the Catholic from bare knuckle boxing) I was f3cking terrified all night after multiple pints of the black stuff with chasers now I can't look at green chartreuse or goldschlager without feeling queasy.
I held England's honour high then puked when I got outside. I still like Dublin Guinness though.Comment
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I had a similar experience in Belfast, with a couple of boys who had a real problem with the English.Originally posted by vetran View PostDrinking in Belfast with a Catholic an Orangeman and one of 'the boys - shut yer mouth' (who turned up & knew the Catholic from bare knuckle boxing) I was f3cking terrified all night after multiple pints of the black stuff with chasers now I can't look at green chartreuse or goldschlager without feeling queasy.
I held England's honour high then puked when I got outside. I still like Dublin Guinness though.
I simply said I cannot be blamed for our governments idiocy and I hated Bliar too, we went from a really edgy situation to becoming best friends by the end of the night
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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