The 50 year old programmer

[nomadd]

Don't care - 'cos I lived in a civilised country with reasonable tax laws, not your IR35 raddled hell-hole of a land.

Did they force you to have the same silly haircut as your leader?

..Oh, and keep an eye out for U.S. Battleships.

[NotAllThere]

I guess you don't mean this one.

It must be this one

Yes, that's essentially my hair style - without the beard.