Which of these are real women?

[Paula]

I only give back as good as I get, I didn't mean to offend you, but if you say bitchy things I'll say twice as bad back. I'm sorry OK?

[EqualOpportunities]

She started being bitchy to me she doesn't like the competition

Not at all - yeah, she was being a bitch - I'll give you that one. But as for being a complete and utter condescending cu nt, you win hands down. Now come to the front and collect your rotten tomatoes; I mean prize...

[Paula]

Not at all - yeah, she was being a bitch - I'll give you that one. But as for being a complete and utter condescending cu nt, you win hands down. Now come to the front and collect your rotten tomatoes; I mean prize...

I can't believe you used that vulgar word

[MrsGoof]

There are too many handbags being thrown around today, maybe tomorrow will bring on a new weapon?

[Lucy]

So 'Paula' has 2 accounts then ?

[Paula]

So 'Paula' has 2 accounts then ?

I don't care that much love, but you obviously know all the tricks

[Tonic]

Lets get the lard, and you can both fight it out in a wrestling contest

[Lucy]

Lets get the lard, and you can both fight it out in a wrestling contest

RTFL

We've already had that one.

[wendigo100]

Where is "None of the above"?

[Lucy]

There are too many handbags being thrown around today, maybe tomorrow will bring on a new weapon?

A handbag with a brick in it.