What's your BMI?

[MrsGoof]

just getting last post on alll threads

[mcquiggd]

why?

[hyperD]

While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

[realityhack]

While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

Do you think this last post thing is OCD? I mean, it should be much more difficult. You should have to give a well-rounded, pertinent summary and round-up of the whole of each thread, on every thread, for over 700 pages of threads, to do this. Surely.

[hyperD]

I once did this last year at around 03:30 after a large session on the booze. I found it hilarious while I did it.

Unfortunately, nobody else did and it was ignored. Still, it's like having a wank at work: exciting the first time as you think you're getting paid for it. Then the novelty wears off. Which is what the cleaners must have been wishing the next morning.

Xoggoth and I used to argue who had the most "thread kills": who posted last and killed a thread dead.

It was a close run.

[realityhack]

I once did this last year at around 03:30 after a large session on the booze. I found it hilarious while I did it.

Unfortunately, nobody else did and it was ignored. Still, it's like having a wank at work: exciting the first time as you think you're getting paid for it. Then the novelty wears off. Which is what the cleaners must have been wishing the next morning.

Xoggoth and I used to argue who had the most "thread kills": who posted last and killed a thread dead.

It was a close run.

Thing is, I am half-cut, and this is a bit of a laugh - but you do worry if this means A Great Deal to the last-poster in question, and you'll be dead-threaded for the rest of your board-dom. Anyway I can't win this. My laptop's battery needs charging soon and I can't be ar5ed to go downstairs for the cable!

[hyperD]

Well, we all have micro-crisises at times in the contract profession. What better place than the virtual privacy of a BB to let it all go, rather than popping your pecker out in Bluewater with your pyjamas on.

I'm also imbibing in the Chico-brew - bulk standard Glenmorangie which would be anathma to the sophisticated tastes of Mr Lucifer Box - don't tell him I had some!

[MarillionFan]

Mine was 12. But then again i said i was 12ft 4inches.

[realityhack]

Well, we all have micro-crisises at times in the contract profession. What better place than the virtual privacy of a BB to let it all go, rather than popping your pecker out in Bluewater with your pyjamas on.

I'm also imbibing in the Chico-brew - bulk standard Glenmorangie which would be anathma to the sophisticated tastes of Mr Lucifer Box - don't tell him I had some!

Supermarket Pino Grigio is the way... not the usual Armagnac of course. Pecker, Bluewater, LOL

[realityhack]

You see, what the trick probably is, is to bring up a whole load of tabs, prepare entries for all 1st page threads, wait till 23:59 and a few sec, and hit submit for all of them as fast as possible. That's what a true OCD person should do.

Oh how flamed we shall be...