This could clear the deficit!

[Mordac]

Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent


£100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
Would IT geeks be charged double?

Could it work though?

[Moose423956]

Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent


£100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
Would IT geeks be charged double?

Could it work though?

Would there be tax relief?

[scooterscot]

Who'll clear up the mess when the wet dreams begin?

[LondonManc]

Where does she stand on condom use? Does she want to class it in the same way? Make men pay $100 to stop them infecting women?

[teapot418]

Where does she stand on condom use? Does she want to class it in the same way? Make men pay $100 to stop them infecting women?

What a clueless woman.

It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.

[LondonManc]

It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.

I know but it's full of holes and generally crap.

[SueEllen]

I know but it's full of holes and generally crap.

That's the point.

[Mordac]

It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.

I realised that, but it might give HMRC ideas...

[BrilloPad]

The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?

[Mordac]

The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?

That's for a whole rugby team, isn't it?