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    #41
    Must resist weak pun on "coming out at xmas"... must resist...

    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Ah I dont want you to come out at Xmas Lucifer - I want you to be a 50+, frightfully posh, grey haired silver fox! I dont want my illusion to be shatterred
    You could always come to my St James club. We could have a jugged hare and a pipe over a bottle of port.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Paula
      Urrgh, Are you one of those Metrosexuals?
      Love the 'Urggh.'

      Yes I am. We come from Metrosexualia.

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        You could always come to my St James club. We could have a jugged hare and a pipe over a bottle of port.
        You could pull me with lines like that LB.

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Lucy
          It's me.
          Careful, Lucy, I am a silver haired fox.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            Careful, Lucy, I am a silver haired fox.
            So you're old and grey then...
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #46
              No good... coming out at xmas... cannot resist... must be strong...

              Originally posted by Xenophon
              You could pull me with lines like that LB.

              I did, didn't I?

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                #47
                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                So you're old and grey then...
                Naturally, hence I am SallyAnne's fantasy man.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                  Naturally, hence I am SallyAnne's fantasy man.
                  You lucky old thing, you...
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                    #49
                    I bet he really comes from Birmingham
                    Lick my Chutney Lollipop

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Paula
                      I bet he really comes from Birmingham
                      No. He's far to articulate for that.
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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