Originally posted by Xenophon
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Bloody Agents!!!!!!!!!!
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Looks like the job is going to be a no go.
******* tools, the lot of them!!!
Grrrr - oh well, at least you lot will have me around a wee whlie longer
The pope is a tard.Comment
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I was born an old codger, me
You're on. I've already got my smoking jacket on so l'll just go and get my slippers and pipe. Oh, and my copy of the London Illustrated News.Originally posted by SallyAnneI'd just like to share a nice glass of scotch with him next to an open fire and have some meaningful discussions (out loud, where he cant see my spelling!)Comment
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Right in the middle.Originally posted by SallyAnneWhere do you stand on hairy backs?
Boom-boom!Comment
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I don't really mind them, I'd rather have that than a girly boyOriginally posted by SallyAnneIs that all you think about Paula?!
Where do you stand on hairy backs?
Lick my Chutney LollipopComment
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Ah I dont want you to come out at Xmas Lucifer - I want you to be a 50+, frightfully posh, grey haired silver fox! I dont want my illusion to be shatterredOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxYou're on. I've already got my smoking jacket on so l'll just go and get my slippers and pipe. Oh, and my copy of the London Illustrated News.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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You wouldn't like me then. I shave. All over.Originally posted by PaulaI don't really mind them, I'd rather have that than a girly boy
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I wish it had my friend, for that is a much better story!Originally posted by Lucifer BoxDon't be coy, Xenophon, your sig collapsed under its own mass into a black hole, didn't it?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Urrgh, Are you one of those Metrosexuals?Originally posted by XenophonYou wouldn't like me then. I shave. All over.Lick my Chutney LollipopComment
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