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Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane
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Harsh...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostBut fair
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSeems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Scooter working at the Airport now?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSeems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.Comment
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FlyBe plane crash lands on the runway at Amsterdam airport | Daily Mail OnlineOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostDammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
Ok. Riiiiighhhhhttt.
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Storm Doris means Met Office are issuing a yellow snow warning for the parts of Stoke on Trent where UKIP are canvassing.
Although UKIP have issued a press release stating that Storm Doris is a result of gay marriage...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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