This evening was quite interesting. Went to the Hyde Park Brewery and had a couple of beers and a female friend of a collegue turned up (used to be his adminstrative assistant.) Went on to a real redneck bar to play pool (Giorgios, eh?) but their was a league match being played so off to the Red Rooster which was even more redneck and in the middle of nowhere. She was coming out with some really filthy innuendos (and I mean filthy, I've never heard anyhting like it) and she had huge knockers but she was a darn sight better at pool than me. Anyway after a few Killians we called it a night and she only lived down the road, in a trailer park. Dropped her off and then back to the hotel got stopped by a State Trooper for doing 61 in a 45. Asked a couple of questions, looked at the rental agreement and said drive on, slower. Nice chap.
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I didnt know that there was a caravan park near Hyde ParkOriginally posted by darmstadtThis evening was quite interesting. Went to the Hyde Park Brewery and had a couple of beers and a female friend of a collegue turned up (used to be his adminstrative assistant.) Went on to a real redneck bar to play pool (Giorgios, eh?) but their was a league match being played so off to the Red Rooster which was even more redneck and in the middle of nowhere. She was coming out with some really filthy innuendos (and I mean filthy, I've never heard anyhting like it) and she had huge knockers but she was a darn sight better at pool than me. Anyway after a few Killians we called it a night and she only lived down the road, in a trailer park. Dropped her off and then back to the hotel got stopped by a State Trooper for doing 61 in a 45. Asked a couple of questions, looked at the rental agreement and said drive on, slower. Nice chap. -
darmstadt has a thing about pikey women. It's the smell...Originally posted by ForumboreI didnt know that there was a caravan park near Hyde ParkComment
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